Santa Monica Area Health, Beauty and Fitness | The Coming Cell-Phone Induced Brain Tumor Epidemic

There is a cell-phone-induced brain-tumor epidemic in the beginning stages -- right now!  And, as far as I'm concerned, this is not happening a moment too soon.  The thinning of the herd is long overdue.  What better way than a culling of self-important yuppies, boomers, and gen-xers, and vacuously chatting teenagers, clubbers, and soccer moms?

Just as the ancient Romans supposedly did themselves in with lead ingestion from dinnerware, utensils, and lead wine goblets, so are modern techno-sheep doing themselves in with electronic smog in general and radio-frequency radiation from their cell-phones in particular.

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CONCLUSION

That you are reading this indicates a perhaps higher level of intelligence and curiosity than most, so perhaps you deserve to avoid the fate that will befall so many others.

So, my recommendation regarding cell-phone use is -- STOP IT!

(I was going to say, stop it except for emergencies, but too many think an emergency is feeling they have to make a call from a supermarket aisle to determine if they should get Cheerios or Honey Nut Clusters.)

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